Have you heard the good news?

by erics1100paces

Donuts.

I’ve done extensive testing. Donuts are the answer to most allergies AND major diseases. If you are eating donuts, and they aren’t working, then you are either not eating enough donuts, or you are eating the wrong kind of donuts.

IMPORTANT: Make sure that you are not eating doughnuts, because the “g” and the “h” make them ineffective. I can’t tell you how many tragedies could have been avoided by simply reading more carefully.

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