Medical treatment

by erics1100paces

A bruised ego requires immediate medical treatment.  Take one peanut butter and bacon burrito orally.

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“There, do you feel better?”

A little.

“Now eat a snickers, make some tea, some a cigarette, and go to bed.  Tomorrow, do a better job, k?”

OK, but I still feel dumb and embarrassed.

“Remember what T said.  Any day an alcoholic doesn’t drink is a howling success.  Did you drink today?”

No.

“Did you do any drugs today?”

No.

“Well there you go, then.”

OK.

“Did you just eat a bacon and peanut butter burrito?”

Yeah.

“There’s that smile, big guy!  See?  You’re going be OK, kiddo!”

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